Grad School

I like helping my mom and dad with their work on the computer. I mean, I'm a much better typer than they are, and I know how to add. Watch this: One squirrel + two squirrels = the best day ever! My dad would say that it means three squirrels, but he doesn't see the bigger picture here! If it was one squirrel, he'd be on the lookout and run before I even get close. If it was two, they'd be a little skittish and split up if they got scared; but three squirrels is the best because they get confused and don't know where to run, so I get a better shot of catching one (not that I've actually caught one yet, but that is beside the point).

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In addition to my good computer skilz (I wrote it as "skilz" instead of "skills" because that is how to cool kids write it, and I'm all about being cool), I am good at helping them eat snacks during their study breaks. Sometimes they forget to take study breaks though, which is a terrible thing to do. When they do this, I have to remind them to take their break so that they can spend some good quality time with me... a trip to the park, perhaps?

This is an example of my classic "head on the desk" move.

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