Two weeks ago, my mom and dad decided to go on a weekend getaway. When I found out that they would not be taking me with them, I let them know exactly how I felt.
"Mom, if you don't want to take me, you can have this slimy present to remind you of how much I love you."
"Mom, if you don't want to take me, you can have this slimy present to remind you of how much I love you."
