It is all my mom's fault.
She got a new job and has been a real slacker. All she does is get up, go to work, come home, take me to the park, come home to make dinner, feed me, and then go to bed. I mean, come on! A little help on the computer would be very much appreciated.
And when my mom finally has time to let me use the computer, well...
There are so many fun things to see and do outside.