My dad: "Laila! What is this mess?" Me: "I don't know, dad. It looks like sawdust. Yummy, yummy sawdust."
My dad: "sawdust with Italian seasoning?"
(Uh, oh . . . I think he found me out)
My dad: "And, why is half of the pizza missing?"(Busted!!)
Me: "It wasn't me! I swear! I've been framed! It could have been anyone."I mean, look at mom! She looks really guilty.
"No? Not her??
"Well, umm . . . maybe a squirrel broke in the house . . . ?!?!"
Hey its nice to meet ya!
ReplyDeleteThose darn squirrels are always breaking into houses and creating messes that us dogs get blamed for! I mean a half eaten pizza? clearly the work of a deranged squirrel!
lotsa love
puff
hello miss laila its dennis the vizsla dog hay ooooh yes blaym the skwirrels!!! always a gud moov!!! ok bye
ReplyDeleteWe wuff pizza bones! They are just irresistable. We search for them on the counter too. It's not your fault. Your nose made you do it!
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD! We have EXACTLY the same dog. Lucy gets in the middle of the yoga mat and won't move. She sleeps in bed with us, and because we live in a 1925 bungalow, we can't fit a king size bed in there. So no second vizsla. She sleeps under the covers, and when they slip off her in the middle of the night she sits up, and flops her ears to wake you up. She lives in the pool, and loves to make water splash. She won't bring back the ball without a major fight. Her breeder is retiring. Nice to know I can find another child down the road. Cheers from Sarasota, FL!
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