My dad: "Laila! What is this mess?"
Me: "I don't know, dad. It looks like sawdust. Yummy, yummy sawdust."
My dad: "sawdust with Italian seasoning?"
(Uh, oh . . . I think he found me out)

My dad: "And, why is half of the pizza missing?"
(Busted!!)
Me:
"It wasn't me! I swear! I've been framed! It could have been anyone.
"I mean, look at mom! She looks really guilty.
"No? Not her??
"Well, umm . . . maybe a squirrel broke in the house . . . ?!?!"