Last night, I threw caution to the wind, gave in to temptation, and cheated on my diet. Big time! I've been really good about my diet for weeks and weeks, so it was inevitable that I would cave eventually.
My dad left a whole loaf of bread on the kitchen counter -- just within my reach. No one was looking, so I hijacked the bread from the counter and took it to my secret "I-can-eat-food-here-without-anyone-noticing" place. I wasn't going to eat it, I swear. I was just going to smell it and play with it a bit. But it smelled sooo good! I nibbled a little hole in the bag to smell it better. Mmmm... So good! A little nibble off of a bread corner couldn't hurt anyone...
... and before I even knew what was happening...
... well, I'm sure you can guess the rest.