Dad, I know you love me, but...
if you squeeze me any harder, you're going to pop out my insides!
|Guilty as Charged.|
|"Wait, bath?!?! Did you say bath?"|
|"Nooooo way! I'm out of here!"|
|*turn and pull*|
|(See all of the dirt that I left in the tub? Gross.)|
|Homemade peanut butter frosty paws frozen in mini-disposable cups.|